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Farewell
Humorous Farewell Messages to Lighten the Mood
Saying goodbye doesn’t have to be all tears and nostalgia—why not send them off with a laugh? From witty keepsakes to hilariously impractical gadgets, we’ve rounded up the best humorous farewell gifts that will leave them smiling long after they’ve gone.
By Ali + Julie
March 6, 2025
Saying goodbye to a colleague can be bittersweet, but let’s be honest—farewell messages don’t have to be all emotional and teary-eyed. A funny and heartfelt goodbye makes the person leaving feel appreciated and ensures they walk away with a smile (instead of guilt for abandoning us). What better way to say goodbye to a special someone than with a farewell card so everyone can share their thoughts, feelings and hilarious or emotional stories? So, as they embark on their new adventure (and leave us to pick up the slack), here are some lighthearted farewell messages to send them off in style.
General Funny Farewell Messages
- "We’re all really going to miss you… but probably not as much as you’ll miss us. Good luck out there!"
- "Your departure leaves a huge hole in our team… mostly because now we have to do your work too!"
- "We’re not saying goodbye, just ‘See you later’… preferably when you’re paying for drinks."
- "Congrats on escaping this madhouse! Who’s sneaking me out next?"
- "Remember us when you’re rich and famous—or at least when you need references."
Farewell Messages for a Close Colleague/Friend
- "I’d be sad, but I’m too busy being jealous of your new adventure. Don’t forget us little people!"
- "Who’s going to listen to my daily complaints now? I guess I’ll have to start talking to the plants."
- "I’ll miss you, but my snack drawer will finally be safe again!"
- "So… does this mean I can finally take over your desk?"
- "I suppose I’ll have to start doing my own work now… thanks for nothing."
Farewell Messages for a Boss/Senior Colleague
- "You’ve been an amazing mentor. I’ve learned so much… mostly how to dodge responsibilities effectively!"
- "Now that you’re leaving, who’s going to take credit for my ideas? Just kidding (mostly)!"
- "The office will be less fun without you… and also much more productive!"
- "We’ll miss your leadership, wisdom, and—most importantly—your ability to approve expense reports."
Farewell Messages for Someone Going to a Competitor
- "Good luck at your new job! We’ll try to act surprised when you come crawling back."
- "You may be leaving us, but remember: we know all your embarrassing office moments."
- "May your new coworkers appreciate your quirks as much as we pretended to!"
- "Leaving us for them? Traitor. (Just kidding… mostly.)"
Funny Farewell Messages for Friends
There’s no better way to say goodbye to a departing colleague than with a funny farewell card. Making them laugh is 1 point. Extra points for tears! Parting with friends is always bittersweet, but a little humor can make it easier:
- "Remember, I’m just a text away—so no excuses for not sending me updates and gossip!"
- "I’m leaving, but our bad decisions will live on forever."
- "I’ll miss you… but let’s be honest, I’ll probably see you on FaceTime tomorrow."
- "I’m off to spread my questionable advice elsewhere. Wish me luck!"
- "You’re not getting rid of me that easily—I’ll be back like a bad habit."
Witty Goodbye Messages for Retirement
Retirement is a big milestone, and it deserves some humor:
- "I’m off to do what I do best—absolutely nothing!"
- "Goodbye work, hello endless naps and daytime TV."
- "Retirement: The only job where you’re paid to do nothing. Sign me up!"
- "No more alarms, no more deadlines—just me, my coffee, and the open road."
- "You say ‘retirement,’ I say ‘permanent weekend’—either way, I’m out of here!"
Funny Messages for Someone Moving Away
Moving away can be a tough transition. But sometimes it’s hard to resist making light of the situation. Whether they're headed for a new city, a new job, or just a fresh start, sending them off with a funny message can remind them that no matter how far they go, they’ll always be stuck with our jokes. Here are some humorous and warm messages to make sure they leave with a smile (and a few laughs to take with them).
- "So you’re moving? Rude. But okay, I guess I’ll allow it."
- "I was going to be sad about you leaving, but then I remembered we have FaceTime. Crisis averted."
- "Don’t worry—I’ll make sure to take over your role as the most annoying person in the group."
- "Good luck in your new city! I hope they appreciate your unique ability to always be late."
- "You may be miles away, but our group chat will make sure you never feel truly free."
Hysterical Goodbye Messages for a Boss
Saying goodbye to a boss can be tricky—after all, they've probably seen it all: the good, the bad, and the very questionable coffee habits. But let’s be honest, it's not just about work; it’s about the memories, the laughs, and the never-ending supply of leadership wisdom (and maybe a few "what were they thinking?" moments). Send them off with a smile, and remind them that even though they’re leaving, their legacy of awkward meetings and questionable fashion choices will never be forgotten. There’s no better way to make them smile, laugh or cry than a photo farewell card. Something they can look back at if they are missing the good ol’ times.
- "We’ll all miss you—especially our ability to slack off unnoticed."
- "Congratulations on your escape! I mean… best wishes on your next adventure."
- "Who will take the blame for everything now?!"
- "Goodbye to the only person who made endless meetings slightly bearable."
- "I’d say ‘don’t forget us,’ but we both know you’ll be too busy enjoying freedom."
Funny Farewell Emails
As much as we’ll miss the person leaving, let’s not forget—they also need to say goodbye! It’s a two-way street. While we’re all looking forward to their next big adventure, they might need a little nudge to realize that leaving doesn’t mean disappearing entirely. Whether it’s a funny speech, a heartfelt message, or a well-timed “I’ll miss you guys too,” a proper farewell from them will make it clear that they’ll always have a place in the team—even if they’re miles away.
A well-crafted farewell email can leave a lasting impression. Here are a few ideas:
Subject: So Long, and Thanks for All the Coffee!
"Dear Team,
After much thought (and way too many spreadsheets), I’ve decided it’s time for me to move on. Thank you for all the laughs, the support, and, of course, the endless supply of caffeine. I’ll miss you all (especially those who shared their snacks). Keep in touch—if only to remind me how much better I had it here!
Best wishes, [Your Name]"
Subject: I’m Off to ‘Pursue Other Interests’ (A.K.A. Sleep In)
"Hi Everyone,
It’s been an incredible ride, but all good things must come to an end—including my tenure here. I’ll cherish the memories, the friendships, and even the occasional printer meltdown. Stay amazing, and don’t be strangers (or at least send memes)."
Cheers, [Your Name]"
Saying goodbye doesn’t have to be dull or tearful. Whether you're leaving a job, parting with a friend, or retiring, a funny farewell message can make the moment more memorable. So go ahead, share a laugh, and make your goodbye one for the books! Need more inspiration? Check out our farewell cards to craft the perfect goodbye.
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